In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.
"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."
by PunkyBrookster March 05, 2013
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When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.
Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.
by Psycho Bob March 03, 2003
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When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.
Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.
by L.Bizzle October 06, 2005
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when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch
i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!
by emorexic November 25, 2007
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(n) (adj) (v)
a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.
Did that person wake up on the wrong side of the bed? They’ve been acting very crotch.”
by swagdaddy750450 September 06, 2020
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It's a special part that we all have down there.
Yessssss, I really like your crotch
by DeezCrutch November 01, 2020
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Hiding the weed (or another drug)
Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).
by HomerSimpson March 05, 2005
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