Crotchamatcha

Noun. A woman with a smelly vagina most likely due to poor vaginal hygiene or a yeast infection.
Man…..I just couldn’t go through it last night! Things were getting all hot and heavy and we were about to get down to having sex, but when she pulled down her underwear I got this whiff and I had to call it off. I think she had some sort of crotchamatcha going on and needed to take care of it.

Dude, I’m not going to try and score with her tonight as I hear she has got the crotchamatcha
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