try and get yourself some crotchal action

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman

"Man, did you see that piece of metal sticking out of Jay's crotchal area?!"

I like her crotchal area

"I'm going to kick you in the huevos, located in your crotchal region."