Crotch punt is a name I gave to my girlfriend Tulsi Gallagher. It could be used to describe a girl that needs her crotch punted.
by Yigal November 26, 2004
Not a literal meaning, but in a figurative manner: Similar to the phrase of "getting kicked in the balls".
Tulsi was on People's Court acting like such an airhead with her ditzy testimony, the Judge should have given her a "crotch punt" and threw her out of the court room.
by TheRealWebsters March 14, 2010