A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.
by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005
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Used to describe (generally female) imagery that's suggestive, but in a PG-13 sense rather than an R or above sense.
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A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
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Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin
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A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.
by Ener January 17, 2007
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Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs
by crotch checker March 14, 2005
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A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.
by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005
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