A large, pertruding bump from a male's genital region. In best cases it will be noticeable from over 25 feets away. Basically, the best thing in the world.
by Erica :] September 03, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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the bulge that is divulged in the crotch area by various objects (i.e. an erect penis, socks, pants, puppets, etc.)
Mackinley was so drawn to Mike's crotchbulge that she pulled down his pants, only to discover a sock puppet inside.
by Schnizzle July 21, 2004
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My wife got a nasty crotchbulge last week while I was reading in the shitter. I didn't get sex for a week because of that!
by Pea Tear Griffyn August 09, 2004
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