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1. Another name for groinal area.

2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants

3. Act of shoving something in your crotch
<A> My crotch is itchy.

<A> There's a whole in the crotch of my pants

<A> I crotched the drugs.
by Ms T February 21, 2003
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To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.
Dude! It's the cops, crotch the weed!
by Anonymous January 12, 2003
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a place for holding things such as sodas while in the car freeing your hands to do other things.
"do you want to put your drink in a holder?"
"no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."
by matizzle (they took jess lol) November 26, 2005
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the area of the body which, when hit, cause those watching to laugh hysterically.
The video of that guy getting whacked in the crotch by a line drive just cracks me up!
by kraw-ch aka ooooowwwwwwwwww October 13, 2003
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A non-gender bias replacement for swear words.
Crotches be crazy!, Crotchfucker!, Quit Crotchin'!, Don't crotch out on me!
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(verb) to grip or hold something with the inner thighs while sitting in order to leave one's hands free. This is almost always done in a vehicle with a fast food item, such as a beverage or carton of fries.
We're out of cup holders; looks like I'll have to crotch my root beer.
by sambarnes February 16, 2008
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Where men congregate at a bar or club. The โ€œcool guyโ€ corner.
Look at all of those Chipsters and Chads hanging in the crotch of the Sports Corner Grill after the Cubs game!
by Blond Amazon June 18, 2007
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