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Similar to a scrotum warmer
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F
Guy 1: Man...It freezing out here.
Guy 2: Here, have a crotch warmer.
by Tedu53 December 27, 2008
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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