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Derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about.
I was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. I was like, control your damn crotch spawn, woman.
by KeenObserver May 17, 2011
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One crotchspawn was around 6 or 7 and talking loudly and being hyper. The father asked him politely, "Buddy, you need to chill out, kiddo."
by Squire Carpenter January 05, 2008