A female who's only purpose in life is one thing-perform Sex acts. Her purpose for being is between her legs. She has no other atributes, brains, work skills or any talents. Just sex.
In the office: "Marlene can't even answer the phone or use a copier". Reply: Oh yea she's a {crotch rocket}. Why is Marlene glad she's poor? Answer: she's a crotch rocket.
by genuineforyoutwo January 28, 2010
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Dariel: So what happened last night? You and Keegan were getting pretty cozy.
Bree: There were definitely some crotch rockets going on. Nasa was basically taking off in my flaps.
Dariel: Solid!
by Dariel and Bree March 01, 2008
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something between your nuts and thigh that goes the speed of fuckin sound plus 5.
SOB my R1 fuckin smokes a Le Sabre with stage 4 heads and no muffler exhaust sport version driven by Arkansas original inbred
by Poop for the bears October 27, 2003
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A device that boys w/ small penis's use to completely erase their brains or smear them all over the road. This device has the ability to make boys think they are cool when in reality they end up acting like idiots and killing people on the road after masturbating to "Biker Boyz". The one redeeming quality is that Darwin's Theory has full effect on this crowd.
Watch the evening news on most any summer afternoon to see an example of one of these boys riding crotch rockets becoming organ donors.
by john levendowski May 08, 2006
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A Motorcycle that goes really fast and shocks all the guys when they realize that it was a chick that just blew them away!
"If You Can Read This The Bitch Just Passed Your Ass!"
by Kristy January 17, 2004
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