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A crotch pocket is a woman's vagina. The word is useful in talking about a woman's vagina in mixed company without using common words.
by Shakira's Hips October 15, 2006
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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The fly in boxer briefs that can also be used as an inconspicuous pocket in which to secretly store items.
He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.
"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
by slobobski April 06, 2010
3
The triangular balloon of fat between the belly button and privates that obese women and men display, especially when wearing tight pants, camel toe inclusive. It's not hot.
You: What the hell happened in your math class!? I could hear the sound two doors down, thought there was a fight.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
Me: That was the sound of my professor's coffee smashing on the floor. She turned to explain something too fast and knocked it over with her crotch pocket.
You: Oh... eww.
by ivoryvoid July 11, 2011
4
When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.
The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.
by Forevorhung December 19, 2014
5
Open that crotch pocket so I could slip in my cock wallet.
I would definately explore Beyonce's crotch pocket.
I would definately explore Beyonce's crotch pocket.
by Johnnay May 17, 2003
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The extra bit of material in guys' pants that allows wiggle room for their crotch. The crotch pocket is often evident in guys pants when folded in the middle. Girls' pants often do not have the crotch pocket, which is why guys will have to "tuck it in" when wearing them.
by Rage of Kage May 07, 2008