noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

A man or a woman who can't lay off the cock.

An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid

A man with an overwhelming, or tickling, beard and mustache that engages in oral sex and subsequently tickles his partner.

a bird-like creature that is VERY territorial and attacks your crotch when approached