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a crotch castle is when you get out of the lake or river or ocean and you have a ton of sand in your swimsuit.
"After swimming i had a huge crotch castle"
by Allie April 24, 2005
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1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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