French Candian slang meaning to masturbate.
It can also mean to be screwed over.
See screwd.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

That motha fukin slow ass driver in front of you who makes you miss a light because he crosses the white line slowly to make a left turn instead of scooting into the left turn lane while maintaining his speed. While you were slowing down to not ram his ass the light turns to yellow and you have to stop. Usually associated with minivans, old people, or out of state license plates.