The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.
My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 03, 2016
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The academic term for sex between a man and a woman
Did you hear that John and Sarah had an intersectional gender crossing last night?
by Poop_3108 October 05, 2020
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This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.
Jordan cross is that nigga you can't keep ya spouse around.
by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017
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When you achieve a level of inebriation, you become cross-eyed. First effectuated by Brandon Watkins of Kentucky. Thus, the name “Kentucky” cross-eyed.
Zachary: I’m really fucked up right now.
Charles: You’re fucking Kentucky Cross-eyed brotha!
by TESTICLETWISTER April 21, 2019
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In Resident Evil 5 Mercenaries when a majini deliberately runs straight past your character only to position themselves behind you in a cheap attempt to grab or attack the player.

Such cheap tactics result in loss of time, high probability of losing your hard earned combo, and unavoidable damage.
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*Kijuju is a fictional location in Resident Evil 5, and the towns folk who have been infected with a modified version of Las Plagas have been named Majini by the fearful locals due to their barbaric and savage behaviour.*
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Rocking a combo, all is peachy.

Goes to point gun at Majini.

Majini sprints just past character, and bashes character over the head from behind.

"FUCK OFF WITH THE KIJUJU CROSS-UPS DAMN IT!"
by ASDA Pizza Veteran January 13, 2013
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The wettest out here, 9" cocolooks. Cutest' darkest cherry with the sweetest juice. He sweettt!
"OMG! There's Janari from Holy Cross, he so cute!"
"Ain't!"
by thegirlwiththefacts May 14, 2021
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