Urban Dictionary: crops

The children of a hillbilly farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual food, though they don't taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as yams or squash. Poor kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.

Jim Bob: Mah corns dinn't grow so wyell tis yar, so I took my two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

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when you boil shit and serve it with shrimp. then mash up lollipops and feed it to your cat and rub it in your creases. then wait overnight and eat it. then push your stomach until the food comes out your ass in food form. LOBE YOU

Lapoop: have you heard about crops

Oppose: I LOVE DOING crops

by indian seafood July 25, 2019

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cropped (past tense verb) - to crop someone from a photograph; can also be used in present tense: when one has a photograph that is an unusually good picture of one, but, unfortunately, also includes someone else that is either ugly; someone that one does not like; or, in the case of using the picture for myspace/facebook profile picture purposes, simply in the way

Look, you're my friend, but I totally cropped you from that graduation picture - I needed it for my facebook profile!

If Brittany weren't in this picture, it would be awesome. I guess I'll have to crop her ugly-ass face out.

I look awesome in that picture we took at the bar last night, but I'm going to have to crop James from the picture - I can't stand him anymore!

by J.J.098658 March 05, 2009

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