Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.
"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."
by MoPetes17 March 22, 2018
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Marcus: "Yo, did you finally dip the snip?"
Augustus: "Yeah I crooked the elbow."
Crook the elbow is when you as a tremendous stud have had a dry period for weeks and you finally get drained.
by Roastedxx May 14, 2019
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An Aussie/Kiwi phrase for having continuous bad luck
Man 1: Hello old timer, how's things?
Man 2: They're pretty crook, things must be pretty crook 'round these parts mate, what with no rain for your stock and them all dying you must be havin' a pretty crook trot.
by Magnum47 November 05, 2017
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