Top definition
1. A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.
2. A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.
1. "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces."
2. "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge."
by Diego August 14, 2003
Get the crooked neck gaiter and mug.
May 3 Word of the Day
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
Get a Mutual mug for your dog Beatrix.
2
the joyful feeling you get when drinking alcohol smoking weed and taking cocaine at a party
man, I am really crooked right now and i love it, let's go dancing
by gooooglakis January 07, 2010
Get a crooked mug for your cat Manley.
3
Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".
"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"
by gricha November 19, 2008
Get a crooked mug for your buddy Callisto.
4
a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one
that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked shit
by DWatson March 17, 2005
Get a crooked mug for your Facebook friend José.
5
To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided
"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".
by rach britt and daniela March 18, 2007
Get a crooked mug for your papa Abdul.
6
If wen you was younger playing hide and go get some and the one who no one likes tells te teachr, they was crooked, cause they were hating
by BABY PAC November 29, 2003
Get a crooked mug for your father Georges.