Busted, broken, not working

To pull your ball sack over your sholder to appear as if you are carrying something you stole in a sack.

What I am not

A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.

Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.

Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers

To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough

Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.