Urban Dictionary: croning

plucking pubic hairs

"i caught gary croning james last night"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

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"I croned Meghan yesterday"

by DJD December 21, 2003

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n. An old ass ugly woman

That crone drive faster than you

by FlyAway July 21, 2011

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Crazy stoned. Like stoned, but crazy.

If I get a tro tonight, I'm gonna get croned.

by brandoniscool May 25, 2005

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verb. To chill so hard that it is within the realm of possibility to be mistaken for being either asleep or even dead

You are too uptight. You need to sit back and crone for a while.

by DJNightRave January 30, 2011

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hey kid, you should go help that croned woman cross the street.

by sbrna October 08, 2003

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Crunk, or drunk, and stoned at the same time.

(Almost pronounced like cromed)

I was so croned at that party last night.

by Mister S. April 23, 2006

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