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Cranky, aggressive older female, prone to snarling and pontificating. The Republican version, often coiffed in a massive bouffant hairdo and pastel pantsuit, will rant at TV coverage of Gay Pride Parades. The Democrat cronemudgeon, sporting natural fiber clothing and Birkenstocks, drives a VW van and flips off SUVs with 'I Support Our Troops' yellow ribbons.
Aunt Grace is still pissed about the Bush re-election. I told her real nice to get over it, but she snapped and went on and on about social security reform. God, she's such a cronemudgeon.
by GraceD June 03, 2005
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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