Crying and vomiting at the same time. It is when something is so disgusting, crying OR vomiting is not enough- you must do both at once.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

To vomit while making brown water or dumping hickory logs into the same toilet.

A combination of vomiting whilst crying, or crying whilst vomiting. Usually done in a state of utter drunkeness or utter empassioned hate