1. A French crescent-shaped pastry.
2. Couch sex. Could be sex with, on, or inspired by a couch.
Let the warm folds of my sofa embrace you as we make passionate croissant.
by swet April 2, 2015
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Is a gender in the world, now which is great and amazing and the superior gender
I am a Croissant. So don't go saying I'm male or female.
by HankuroTheRonin September 19, 2017
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When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".
At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
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An UwU wholesome croissant that posts videos of the dteam. Not only are the intros cute but they give positive vibes and only give good uwu feels. He will literally cure ur depression and has many simps. And has a thirsty but very wholesome discord chat.
I space croissanted ! Guess I’m wholesome now!
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The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.

Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.

This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.
by Anal Patisserie December 27, 2021
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