The word crod originates from the word dork(spell it backwords). A crod is like a loser, a fiend, whatever you want to call it. It can be used in place of about any curse word as well.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

someone who is extremely evil, overly ditzy, and thinks they are liked.

a phrase used to discribe a mans penis were the girth is wider then the penis is long.