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its a mix between a crocodile and a pterodactyl it can shape-shift and has big cartoony muscly arms that he uses to fly down and punch douche bags and people how litter. (nonbeliever also get punched)
dude i was just sitting in the park tripping people who walked by me when all of a sudden a croctadoctorus came out of nowhere and punched me
by nooooo studios (tristin) May 15, 2010
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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its mix between a crocodile and pterodactyl, that have two big talons in the back and two cartoony muscly arms in the front that are use to harmed (or kill) douche bags and litters. nonbelievers also get harmed ........(or killed).
"oh my god its a croctadoctorus run away!!!!!"
by nooooo studios May 16, 2010
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