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by nullisnotundefined March 29, 2011
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls
dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy

ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night
by gc2008 March 20, 2008
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The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.
Tim did another crockford last night.
by aps2008 March 19, 2008
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