What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.

The short term for "Crit Rocket" in valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2).

The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.

A common and short term used in TF2 meaning "Critical rockets" which occur by random critical hits.

A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs.

When you are performing cunnilungus on a gal and while inserting your finger into her asshole, you shockingly connect with a turd, poking it back from which it came. The act resembles Davey Crocket tamping a musket ball down his musket barrel.

Also known as the Musketeer.

The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.