More politely known as "a pile of poo", the term "a crock of shit" derives from an ancient Roman custom that coincidentally took place in Roman times. It referred literally to a pot into which people would excrete if they were particularly bored by whichever freelance philosoper happened to be talking rubbish at the time. The Roman empire employed crock-monitors who were each assigned to a philosopher, and it was their job to monitor the pot (or crock). Should the crock become full, it would be presented to the philospher, who was obliged, by law, to announce that it bore a remarkable resembence to himself, thus proclaiming he was full of crap and was, in fact, talking a crock of shit.
"I am talking a crock of shit", Socretes 429 BC
by Nigel Hill September 13, 2005
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To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.
My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.
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An adjective referring to something that is very good, "mint" or otherwise positive. Most commonly used among young hipsters of today's youth.
Person 1: "I miss snap bracelets!"
Person 2: "Those were crock beyond belief."
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Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.
"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."
by Kelly December 22, 2004
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The act off passing out while having sex with a girl, leaving your meat in the vagina to soften and marinate. Usually the result of too much drinking.
Meghan came by to ride my krump stump I was so drunk I ended up crock pottin it up.
by DJ Or Derb March 20, 2011
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The act of leaving your dick in a chicks ass after you come to let it just cook inside her.
Damn! That chick let you crock pot her. What a slut.
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Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.
by Big$exy May 27, 2007
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1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth
1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.
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