croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.
I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico
by onslaught94 June 29, 2009
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croca-douche

(krok-uh-doosh) -noun

Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.
Methinks I'll sharpen a stir-stick and jab it into Croca-douche's ear canal.
by abbycat0 June 20, 2009
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Hippa-Croca-Monsta Pig

A totally, honest down to earth fat and ugly girl that will shout back.
That girl that when you look at her total ugly face and fat body and she growls at you to frighten you so much and then she wolfs down a big mac.
a total hippa-croca-monsta pig!
by acatcalledthursday March 12, 2009
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Croca

Croca (crocus larocus) is a species of introverted retards, that live in the city of Lisbon. They might also be referred to as Favas, but only a certain type of them.
- Croca is laroca!
- Yeah, but he's still a croca...
by theslothud March 18, 2017
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