Crazy sober. Usually happens when you really want to get wasted but can't find drugs.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

a term for people who enjoy activities sober, and take their soberness to an elevated state; exact opposite of crunk