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v. Any cooking process which results in food that tastes like crap.
"oh man, i croasted that chicken, lets go out for dinner instead"
by TheLegacyofWood April 16, 2005
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Any cooking method wherein the food turns out tasting like crap.
Man, I croasted that chicken; let's order some pizza instead.
by MrWizard August 04, 2005
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a snipe that hits the corner where the cross bar and post meet.
would you look at that shit mays went croast again. what a fuckin beauty.
by dmartz March 30, 2011
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to roast something over a small open flame.
croast He roasted a marshmallow over a small flame from a burned out fire.
by poofo August 26, 2009
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When someone tries to roast a person but the roast isn't succesfull and very awkward and cringe.
Invented by Juno.
Hahahaha Tibo just made a croast about Juno.
by david045- July 16, 2019
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