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v. Any cooking process which results in food that tastes like crap.
"oh man, i croasted that chicken, lets go out for dinner instead"
by TheLegacyofWood April 16, 2005
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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Any cooking method wherein the food turns out tasting like crap.
Man, I croasted that chicken; let's order some pizza instead.
by MrWizard August 04, 2005
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a snipe that hits the corner where the cross bar and post meet.
would you look at that shit mays went croast again. what a fuckin beauty.
by dmartz March 30, 2011
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to roast something over a small open flame.
croast He roasted a marshmallow over a small flame from a burned out fire.
by poofo August 26, 2009
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When someone tries to roast a person but the roast isn't succesfull and very awkward and cringe.
Invented by Juno.
Hahahaha Tibo just made a croast about Juno.
by david045- July 16, 2019
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