A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
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It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.
(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
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When you fuck a female too hard she makes a croaking sound like a frog
"Did you hear about Ashely last night?" "oh, I made her Croak"
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You partied so hard that you died and needed a wheelchair escort. Not actually tho, but you’re going crazy. Creda to Creighton Janklow
Keely drank so much she croaked on my couch.
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A dick that is done for and no longer goes up on demand.
Yeah man, my dad’s got a croaked dick now he has to take Viagra.”
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guys did you hear that Joseph Stalin finally croaked it?

Americans: Poggers
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