How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.
Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.
by Roujine The Hedgehog December 31, 2005
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firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).
By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.
by Artnunymiss February 18, 2017
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1. One who lives in the anal cavity of another individual. These organisms never leave the host's anus, as they obtain their nutrients from their habitat.
2.An annoying animal or person.
I can't get rid of my god damn ass critters!
by CJAH April 21, 2004
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A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.
There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.
by robert January 19, 2005
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A "Combee Critter " is a person or thing as I should say that crawls from the depths of Polk county florida . They are usually homeless in natural , and mentally ill. In their natural environment they are known to feed on crack , and mcdonald's cheeseburgers.

Seeing one is like finding bigfoot.
Hey Mike , did you catch a gander at that there Combee Critter!?!
by Combee Critter October 2, 2020
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Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.
by David Glenn F. December 18, 2005
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A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.
Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.
by MPC November 3, 2003
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