a critter is a person like a redneck or a nasty homely person that smells and dyes their hair weird colors :)
by Aydxn January 28, 2019
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Any human that can be discribed as any of the fallowing

:fat, greasy, smelly, poor, nasty, very stupid, or ugly. A term normaly said by rich snotty pretty people
Ugh, look at that critter crew! Stay away or you will stink for days son!
by rich kid. June 15, 2009
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An unattractive female. often resembling a RAT.
Dat bitch is UG-LEE she is a robeast
she is a critter
by John Belushi May 6, 2003
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craps. dice game.

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"I saw people throwing dice, a.k.a. "critters"....FOOL!
by Dirt McGirt April 13, 2005
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A small mammal, usally furry and somewhat rabid. One may to refer to a person as a critter as a derogatory word. IE a small boy with mental problems and an undesireable personality. Annoying and Repulsive.
*random name* is such a critter, I mean can't he sit still for 5 seconds??
by Niloc March 12, 2005
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When making sweet love down by the fire, special attention needs to be paid to the critter.
by Snappy July 14, 2003
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ewww shit leah blackburn got some crabs on her critter
by leah black June 3, 2009
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