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1. any animal; 2. a cute, small furry animal; 3. a domestic pet; 4. nickname for a little kid; 5. nickname for a female
1. As we sat quietly, the critters became less shy about approaching our campsite. 5. She's a cute little critter.
by Maximally June 11, 2005
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A Critter is a Fan of the Geek & Sundry twitch Chanel Show 'Critical Role'
A Group Of Famous Voice Actors Who Role Play a group of Characters called 'vox machina' in a game of D&D Edition 5.
i am a Critter, a fan of critical role. oh your a true critter . #critterlove #crittercreations
by max zandison September 02, 2015
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Person 1: I WILL CUT OFF THEIR CRITTERS AND FEET IT TO THEM
Person 2: Critters ???
Person 1: *wiggles toes* critters

Person A: P U T Y O U R C R I T T E R S A W A Y
Person B: N O *SCREECHES*
God: Why did I make you
via giphy
by AwkwardMandork October 10, 2018
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A corruption of the word "creature", which literally means something that was created.

1. Both the slang and the correct version of the word generally mean "animal".

2. (derogatory) A person.
1. (Cowboy to cattle herd) Git along critters!

2. (Sheriff to deputy) Lock that critter up!
by Downstrike September 12, 2004
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Under the stair dwellers, can also smell. DONT GET TO CLOSE THEY WILL BITE!
Look at all those critters.
by Tipsy trev March 12, 2019
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A Critter is the usually dormant spirit within everyone, it becomes apparent and then altogether takes over the the host to wreak havoc, mayhem and financial ruin.
Although they look the same the critter is evil malicious and hungry for one thing …… Usually Crystal Meth.

Critters are generally solitary nocturnal creatures.

The critter can be overcome but its a strong force and help may be needed, often a combination of veterinary and psychological advice may need to be sought.
The Critter sold his mums car then elbowed her in the face
by mudnoomska April 17, 2011
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