Lady Gaga's critchy is about to pop out of that dress-thing.
by Little Critchy January 31, 2010
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"That ho is critchy"

"My girlfriend must be about to get her period because she is critchy"
by chocolatedaddy April 02, 2007
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"I'd like to go out with you, but I have a bad case of the critchies."

"Hey, why are wiggling like that"
"I've got a mad critchy"

"I've got a critch I'd like you to scratch."
by Ladylucyy April 19, 2019
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