Urban Dictionary: critched

I have a huge critch, I hope it's not an STD

by Crotchity Critch October 04, 2004

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An itch located in the crotchal region usually of noticeable discomfort. For the men who need to sound formal when talking about their nether regions itchiness.

Martin had an intense critch, but as he was in a public setting it would've been inappropriate for him to relieve the annoyance.

by SirHumble February 19, 2018

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The combination of "crazy" and "bitch" to be used in place of the term "crazy bitch"

Roll another J and let's keep this party going critches!
or
Hey Critch! Pass the Doritos
or
She's one messed up critch

by rebellious angel March 05, 2007

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An itch of the crotch

(while scratching her crotch wildly) 'this critch just wont go away'

by Orinoco June 04, 2006

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To ash on oneself

You better knock that ash off before you critch!

by Seanohue July 28, 2008

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Crazy Bitch

Oh My God, Leah is such a Critch!
Lindsey was acting like a Critch!

by Shae25 June 19, 2014

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Critch (verb): "scratching where it itches"
(noun): a crotch itch

Ow, gotta critch myself (verb)
Sorry for that, I had a critch (noun)

by Eric Brum March 15, 2007

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