Twinkle toed, Portuguese cocksucker.

cristiano ronaldo is by far the most hottest and best soccer player i have seen. although he is called a cheat and was booed in this years FIFA world cup by english fans for the rooney stomping on some guys balls thing he is still so hott and still such a good player!

he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!

so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class footballer. People compare Lionel Messi with him but there is nothing to compare. Ronaldo is one of the best players The World has ever seen. People troll him when he loses his form, but he silences them with his brilliant goals.

A Sexual Act named after Ronaldo. This act requires the female to give you permission to blow your load in her Vagina. when you shoot and score, with the dick in her pussy, It is customary to scream "SIIIII" while doing the exact motion Ronaldo does after scoring. Motion is shown in the GIF

The second best player in Football. Next to Lionel Messi of course

Full name Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, is a 24 year old portuguese footballer who plays for spanish giants Real Madrid in La Liga, Spain. He previously played as a winger for Manchester United.

Also considered by most girls (and some guys) to be one of the 'hottest guys ever' due to his good looks. As if his perfect hair and fancy footwork wasnt enough?

main def: a walking orgasm, hot as a boiling pot, sexy as, beautiful, talented, doesnt speak english though (awwww) but wtf cares, HE'S HOTT

minor defs: portugese soccer dude. Born feb, 1985. Plays for manchester (i think)