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1)A Cripled retard
2)a name you call people you dont like
by josh November 21, 2003
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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A person who both displays both Cripple features and Retarded mental capacity.
"Scott was so lame that often he was refered to as a criptard"
"Your such a crip-tard"
by Lee Bee May 25, 2003
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one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip
gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard
Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded
by robdogggggg May 20, 2007
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It’s being a retard but your a cripple instead of being autistic
by Apples Apples October 31, 2019
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