A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder.

Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.

This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.
Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?"
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."

Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."

Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."
by Vixtellion April 11, 2017
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this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day
me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression
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A meme page currently at 60.7k followers that has a deep obsession with pugs, yung.crippling.depression post at least twice daily.
Me-Did you see yung crippling depression’s new post?

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I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?
Meg; I have crippling depression
by NUbDUBS August 22, 2017
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Someone, anyone really: *pointing at me* Man, that little gremlin definitely has a case of crippling depression. I almost feel sorry for it.
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