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To be extremely high on marijuana; on the edge of or past the point of explanation, you are cripped. It’s when you are zoned to the max and everything else that come with open mouth syndrome.
yo...this blunts got me straight cripped.
by who says who? October 03, 2006
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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TO STAY ON A WATCH-OUT FOR BOGUS PEOPLE.

TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT'S REAL AND FAKE.
OR BETWEEN WHO'S REAL OR FAKE.
TO BE OBSERVANT AND CAREFUL.
by BO$$Y January 24, 2010
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To crap so hard you rip your pants.
I was running to the toilet and I cripped my pants!
by Capt'n Dam't February 01, 2011
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