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An extremely small penis most often completely lacking testes. Similar to a micropenis except it looks to be about the size of a cooked pea. It is called crip dick because all crips have them and enjoy rubbing them with just about anything they can get their hands on to simulate something they will never actually experience in life.
Becky laughed at Tyrone when he took his pants off and she saw his crip dick.
It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.
The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.
It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.
The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.
by Biggle-Pie September 09, 2006
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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(krip-dyk)
A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.
Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).
A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.
Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).
by chowping March 21, 2011
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After we fucked i told him it was alot better then being drunk nd he said of course it is... its Crip Dick.
by Horny Chic December 27, 2004