to consume alcoholic beverages at one's place of employment while working.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

An old fart. Originating from old people's arms looking like fried chicken or 'crinkle fries.'

The upper terminus of the crack where the two halves of the buttocks meet forming a reservoir for diluted fecal matter. The opposite of the taint.

1. to only come out of your house for a small amount of time, only to retreat quickly
2. to sneak around,much like a small creepy troll.

To be crying and drunk at the same time.

a person who posess an abundance of enthusiasm and a questioable intelligence, whose company often results in amusing consequences. usually likable and friendly crinks can also be unpredictable. those whose actions and opinions (rarely malicious) are often carried out under misguided preconceptions. common term in north west. possibly originating as a compound of the words crank and chwink-(welsh slang term)