the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.
"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."
"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."
by flaccid grass September 26, 2021
Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.
by softCrimp March 4, 2022
To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes
by Justin J-MONEY October 7, 2006
do you see this boy? im crimping over him.
not sure if i have a crush on him. guess i'm just crimping
not sure if i have a crush on him. guess i'm just crimping
by trovatohelper November 20, 2021
1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.
2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.
3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.
3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?
2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.
3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.
3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018
by schoenleber7 February 23, 2014
The act of being a Simp, as well as a Cuck.
When you Simp over someone so hard, you let them fuck whoever they want.
Still giving them money even though they have someone else in their life.
When you Simp over someone so hard, you let them fuck whoever they want.
Still giving them money even though they have someone else in their life.
by Social Dis March 23, 2021