people who are always coming up with ideas of how to get something for nothing, i.e. how to get something out of the store without the alarm going off at the door, always scheming and plotting in criminal types of ways, a slick mofo
My girl Stacy is so criminalistic. She got almost every DVD she owns for free from the store.
by saddgirl August 07, 2009
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When you're genuine on a good day, but display criminal behavior every now and again
Ted is a good guy most of the time, but I can't shake this feeling the $500 of paint he sold me for $40 is stolen! He seems genuinely criminalist.
by Bmwdude696969420 March 29, 2017
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Someone who is really shady. Most likely does drugs and has no problem with hurting someone and getting in trouble with the law.
Stacy- Bro what do you think Ava’s gonna do about Justin cheating?

Bro- I don’t know bro but I hope he’s okay cause Ava’s criminalistic. I’m praying for him.
by Bluerose88 December 05, 2020
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When someone steals you hair straighteners (specifically your sister). It is an adjective.
That was so criminalistic of you, that was so very criminalistic i will have to check for criminalistic damage.
by Thepengemmy May 16, 2021
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