people who are always coming up with ideas of how to get something for nothing, i.e. how to get something out of the store without the alarm going off at the door, always scheming and plotting in criminal types of ways, a slick mofo
by saddgirl August 07, 2009
Ted is a good guy most of the time, but I can't shake this feeling the $500 of paint he sold me for $40 is stolen! He seems genuinely criminalist.
by Bmwdude696969420 March 29, 2017
Someone who is really shady. Most likely does drugs and has no problem with hurting someone and getting in trouble with the law.
Stacy- Bro what do you think Ava’s gonna do about Justin cheating?
Bro- I don’t know bro but I hope he’s okay cause Ava’s criminalistic. I’m praying for him.
Bro- I don’t know bro but I hope he’s okay cause Ava’s criminalistic. I’m praying for him.
by Bluerose88 December 05, 2020
That was so criminalistic of you, that was so very criminalistic i will have to check for criminalistic damage.
by Thepengemmy May 16, 2021