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Crimea is a peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea
There was a fucking war in Crimea (1854 - 1856) Fucking mad Russian monks and fucking French Catholics started it by having a wee argument about holy places at Jerusalem and Nazereth. Is there a period throughout history when the Catholics have not been involved in a fucking war somewhere ? If they had gone about their business and done some serious fucking and reared the offspring that appeared nine months later they would not have had much time for a war.
by Stias September 07, 2005
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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(verb) when a woman slowly "moves into" her boyfriends place while denying doing so. A form of domestic annexation. Crimea-ing is usually started by a woman marking her territory by cleaning or leaving rather innocuous items behind (eg. a toothbrush, toiletries, pajamas, a change of clothes, feminine products, etc).
Sally told Tim it was just easier to have a toothbrush at his place, but it was all part of her plan to Crimea his place.
by BlueBloke February 21, 2015
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- to slowly take over a section of a bar or social gathering with your friends and deny you're taking it over. With or without a smile.
Let's Crimea that section of the bar, everyone should start to spill drinks and be very loud once we get there.
by BlueBoy49 March 08, 2014
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As of early 2014, Crimea has returned home to Russia. ΠšΡ€Ρ‹ΠΌ это Россия!
Crimea is Russian!
by GainTrain June 27, 2014
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