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1. An action or a personality type that typifies egocentricity and/or self-serving laziness. A person who is a 'Crid' is exemplifed as one who lies on his resume, gets a great job and bullshits his way through life. Similar to a buster but reflected in a more positive, humorous light.
2. A negative action by another person.
Example 1:That Crid just kicks it in his office chillin all day while everyone just sings his praises.
Example 2: That bitch cridded my paycheck and docked me for being three minutes late!
by Cridicus Arelius June 21, 2005
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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Panther piss crid was much better than the burnt tire dope there is now.
by AL613 October 27, 2017
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a bum, or a lazy out of work person. a lurker or someone who just lurks out all day under the pier. this person has either no job, or their job is to be a thief. they have little to no money, probably no car either. parasite kind of mentality, give nothing back to society. a real scumbag.
what a crid that guy is!

that crid stole my bike!
by cridcity August 19, 2010
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(noun) a word (acronym) that is much more polite than the phase, "having your head up your ass".

Cranial
Rectal
Insertion
Disorder
That guy sure has a case of the crid. or

Are you suffering from crid?

That chump didn't know nothing. Man, he has the crid.
by Scott Kilgore August 24, 2006
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