A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.
by Bigrattus June 12, 2003
Cricket is a beautiful baby boy who cares very deeply about their friends and those around them. Anyone who knows Cricket knows that at their heart they are a truly great person and deserve to be loved by all.
by mk41 April 05, 2021
"How'd you sleep last night?"
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."
by Words4Birds April 14, 2019
People that make a ton of noise when you're not around, but get extremely hush hush when you are present. Hence running their mouths behind your back.
by making_haters_mad November 03, 2011
by Gareth Ronan August 29, 2006
A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.
Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha
*Silence*
Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*
Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(
*Silence*
Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*
Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(
by Baxton September 02, 2005
My boss screamed at me for not completing an assignment he said he had given me. When I showed him that it was still in his brief case, he went all crickets.
by jackel_inthebox March 05, 2006