The Cricket is the act of a man run his hard on down a leg of his pants. He then must put one thigh over the other, his hard on between his legs. Then, in the fasion of a cricket, move your leg that is ontop across the leg (and hard on) beneath it. Meant for inconspicuious masturbation in public places
Dude, johnny thought he was hiding it but I saw him doin the cricket during class. He was goin at it pretty hard
by ~MoonScythe~ June 28, 2010
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The sound of leather hitting willow that takes me back to my schoolboy days. Me and WG opening for Gloucestershire while the birds were singing and a cool summer breeze blowing southwards towards the pavilion. The rain from the previous creating a rather sticky wicket which one must take guard upon.

In reality its a gentleman's sport which has been distorted by the likes of Hanse Cronje and the Pakistan team over the years.
In the words of 10cc

"I don't like cricket no, no, no."
"I love it!"
"Yeah"

And in the words of Inzamum-ul-Huq
"Muhammed what did you do to ball, don't make me get Allah to strike you down"
by Sir Dale esq August 29, 2006
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A variation of darts frequently played in bars.
Grab the darts from the barkeeper and let's play cricket.
by MikeK June 26, 2005
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Quietness that is unexpected or sudden. Especially when the audience doesn't understand. A time when you'd expect only to hear crickets, due to the silence. A slow lonely time
You could hear a pin drop.
1)Were you busy at work? Nah, it was crickets.

2) He told a joke which nobody understood. Then it was crickets.
by nnely September 24, 2012
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Someone who talks behind your back, but when your around they have nothing to say.
Person# 1 "Tim said he thinks your a
loser and he really doesnt like you"

Person #2 " he never says anything to
me"

Person #1 "yep, hes a cricket!"
by Castro7051 November 19, 2013
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1.One of the most boring games to watch, but it's bloody good fun when your playin' it.

2.Small green bug thing. Makes annoying sound.
1. It's just not cricket
2. Chiiirrrpp chiiirrrpp!
by Onya July 28, 2006
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when one of two parties are speaking on the telephone past ten p.m. when one of the parties asks a question that could or could not be life changing. the opposite party reacts in a way that could only be described by the sounds of crickets.
ben husband: hey madi, i dont know where your heart is. why are you acting this way? i love you and i want us to be together.

madi wife: *no response hence the use of crickets*

ben husband: stop giving me those crickets and tell me how you feel.
by cheesemachine December 06, 2009
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